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[aimtrue]

Your Muse: Clint Barton.
Muse wanted: Agent Phil Coulson.
Community: smuttysws , and casual threading on journals.
Fandom: Marvel
Canon or AU: Either or. I do love the canon, buuuut. I do have an AU weakness.
Medium: Avengers Movieverse, though I'm using elements of 616 Clint.
Contact via: Comment, or contact post on Clint's journal.

I've just started playing Clint around smuttysws , and there seems to be a varied and awesome pool of Avengers around. But there is no Phil Coulson, and that makes me sad. We need our Super Nanny. And I may have a slight Clint/Coulson bias, if that's anyone's thing. Come and play with us.

Comments

[oldschoolpatriot]

+1 for Coulson.

[aimtrue]

I just really want a Coulson, okay. I'll just sit in my corner pouting until we get one.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

SON OF COOOOOUL.

[vintagecardcollector]

Isn't this ironic. Normally it's Phil looking for you. Well, not really looking since he knows where you are, but trying to kindly persuade you to go with him.

[aimtrue]

Clint would like to protest that he's never really far away, just out of sight. Plus, it's hilarious when he drops down from the ceiling and scares the junior agents. Also, that is one might fine username you've got there.

[vintagecardcollector]

It's not hilarious re-cementing all the areas your grappling hook chips. I should make you fill it in next time.

Isn't it? A lot of thinking went into that user name.

[aimtrue]

It's all in the interest of keeping my skills as sharp as possible. And the junior agents make the most hilarious sounds when the paper projectiles bounce off their heads. Totally worth it.

I love it. The username :D

[vintagecardcollector]

No one would ever assume you were the prankster type, that makes them even more shocked when you do it.

Just the username? Understood.

[aimtrue]

Everyone thinks I'm such a good boy.

Fishing, Phil?

[vintagecardcollector]

I don't know what gives them that impression.

Do you want to go? I just got a new rod.

[aimtrue]

Hey. Just look at me. This is the face of innocence and sweetness.

I have patience. I don't have that much patience. But I was referring to your not exactly subtle fish for a compliment there.

[vintagecardcollector]

Looking at you, but I'm not quiet seeing the representation of sweetness yet. I'll keep looking.

You do seem more likely to shoot a fish than catch one with a hook. [Ignoring your deduction there.]

[aimtrue]

Need a closer look, sir?

It'd be more challenging. And fun. For me, anyway. I'd probably spoil it for everyone else. [You ignore that, Phil. Doesn't make it any less true.]

[vintagecardcollector]

Possibly. It's so rare to see you out of your hawk's nest that I sometimes forget what you look like.

You'd scare away all the fish and leave us sitting in a boat for hours.

[aimtrue]

That's an exaggeration. I take the time to infiltrate your office. Sit on your desk. Be a general annoyance.

[That makes Clint laugh.] Yeah. That'd be hilarious.

[vintagecardcollector]

I don't know if I've fully forgiven you for breaking my captain america bobble head. You're lucky I found another one. That one's staying in the box.

You've always had an odd sense of humor.

[aimtrue]

I said sorry, and I got you that little... keychain thing.

[vintagecardcollector]

I really appreciate the gesture, I do, but I still don't like it. Captain America would never encourage the eating of cheeseburgers, even if they are American classics. He'd be more worried about the growing rate of child obesity.

[aimtrue]

He's on a skateboard too. He's exercising at the same time. It totally balances out. [Clint shrugs.] Also, the girl behind the counter said it was cute. I trusted her judgement.

[vintagecardcollector]

[He let out a sigh. Clint never gets that point.]

That should teach you to trust women working for minimum wage. You could have gone onto my amazon wishlist and found which items I'm missing.

[aimtrue]

[Ah, but Phil will think of Clint every time he sees it. That's all that matters.]

That's a cheat list.

[vintagecardcollector]

[And it's not like it's hanging in his locker or anyth-wait it is.]

It's not as if I don't check your request list whenever I order new supplies.

[aimtrue]

[Oh, Phil. That's cute.]

Aww, Phil. You'll make me think you care.

[debriefing]

I love this pairing, and prior to seeing the film I started dabbling with both muses, so if you ever wanted a Coulson who probably needs work I'd be up to playing around.

[aimtrue]

I never got a comment notification for this! I'm always around ssws and post quite regularly and comment just as much, if you ever want to come play with. I'm cool with starting off gen and flirty/friends, to work out the chemistry etc :D