marvel crap

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Your Muse: thor.... obviously
Muse wanted: steve rogers, tony stark, clint barton, fandral, hell amora would be nice, too. generally speaking marvelverse would be a-okay.
Community: various memes/au museboxing/canon museboxing/etc/everywhere
Fandom: the avengers/marvel whatever
Canon or AU: both!
Medium: across the board, movieverse, comicsverse w h a t e v e r
Contact via: comment here or a PM to this journal would be okay

just looking for avenger pals to dick around with. either on memes or in museboxes. there are a few aus with other avengers/marvelverse characters going on... smut friendly.... because we all like perverts. idek i am bad at selling things.

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rubs hands. sweet. i shall add you back ;> LMFAO I ALWAYS GIVE A WARNING NOW A DAYS so it's just second nature. a lot of my irl friends are like :\\\\\\\\\\\ fuck the avengers and i'm just like welp. probs should unfollow me in that case.

L M A O my mom is the same way. i'm just like can we please... update you to at least 2000? that's all i ask. get a phone with a color screen. LMFAO IT'S SO TRUE he is the person equivalent of dug from 'up.' he hides under your porch and follows you because he loves you B'( HAHAHA thor and steve is my fave broship. i so desperately want a steve to play off of b/c i miss having dumb threads of just 'lol remember simple days??' and so on. but then again i'm just so greedy and want all the avengers for everything always. LMFAO YEAH let me... find the link. it's here ...en...joy.........

ohhhhh cool. i will download it posthaste! i need more flailing in my life always.

not really. i do sometimes if the movie interests me enough. i'll write them for you. thor's will just simply say IMPLIED INCEST HOMO LUST. cap's will be THE 70 YEAR OLD ICE VIRGIN.

JFLASKDJF OMG NO STOP GO TAG THEM SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO STALK WHEN I FINALLY GET ACCEPTED.

PICKS YOU UP AND SHOVES OVER

OMG I KNOW I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT ALL AFTERNOON. I MUST KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. maybe they are like small versions of his lasers or whatever. jalsdkfjs

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HAS HE WRITTEN THAT WITH CRAYONS

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LMFAO YES......

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I HAD TO GET MY INHALER.

OH MY GOD THOR YOU ARE PERFECT.

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LFMASODFM OH NO I'M SORRY AHHAFKSD

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YES. I am justinhammer trololo. God once the movie comes out my life is going to be an avengers life and if anyone wants to talk to me they'll just have to deal with it or wait until the tide rolls back again. omg well fuck them i say. not really but you know why would you not love the avengers i genuinely don't understand.

omg mothers why are they so strange ugh. i love when she comes to tell me about something viral on the internet and i'm like ...yep, thanks mum, heard about that last week, but cheers. she called me over today to show me ridiculously photogenic guy. not that i minded that but you know. LOL OH MY FODS JYES THAT UIS A PERFECT ANALOGY HE IS DUG. he just met tony but he loves him :( omg dying. he is a simpleton but so sweet. tony would be amused. and lmao omg yes. steve, tony's teve is trying to get into ssws too, because it is a lot easier to keep track of things and make friends so i am sure they will meet! otherwise he's oldschoolpatriot and he should send him a text~ omg well you have tony so at least it's a start.

yesssss.

LOL. oh god i loved the iron man ones. they give you so much background story and go in depth on the ten rings and omg so much more in the afghan caves and i am going to reread them now if i want to get srs with tony and they are perfect and my favourite bit are exchanges with hammer and stark in the iron man 2 one like during the congress meeting and hammer goes past stark stark is like "sloppy seconds" and hammer is just the epitome of cool all "blow me~" and ugh perfect. so many detailed feels.

NO I AM SCARED OKAY. LOKI IS SO INTIMIDATING. And. I can never find one who wants frostiron well that sticks around because sobs and creys and i just want it and skjdglkhsdglk

OOOOH LIKE THE ONE HE USES AT THE END OF IM2 WHEN HE MAKES RHODEY DUCK? Oh yes that would be perfect.

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LMAAOFjdksjs. nice 8) LMFAO yeah basically. though that is my life right now and they'll just have to deal or not idc. but even when the avengers dies down, iron man 3 is coming. and then thor 2. so it's like. not going to end. plus there's still rumors floating around of possibly hawkeye getting his own movie. (also ant man if you're familiar with the comics at all). idk. it's just not going to end and i am so fine with that. i sold my soul to marvel and i just ain't lookin back

LMFAO IDK. i love her but she needs to come on into this century. LMFAO thankfully my mom doesn't really get internet memes or viral videos so i am saved from that. LMFAOMDFHA RIGHT?? he will just wear the cone of shame and sit on tony's porch until he's allowed back inside again B( B( B( sighs. he loves unconditionally and sometimes pees on the carpet. NAHFALSJF no jk. he doesn't. not anymore. ahhhh yay omg good. i crave a steve so bad. i was craving tony too but now i'll be sticking to you like a barnacle so. deal w/ it. ahhfkljf omg maybe one day when i am not feeling so shy i will/////

ohhh did they really? maybe i will have to look into that. they do sound p interesting. LMFAOSDFM HAMMER IS SUCH A DICK i love him a little. don't tell tony.

LMFAO DON'T BE SCARED!! oh aww ): god that is the worst when you crave something so bad and can't find anyone to do it with you. idk man. maybe they will be the one. or maybe not. I HOPE YOU COMMENTED TO THEM THO. taking a step to get some frosty dick. .... 8)

YEAH. IDK. BUT I'M SO INTERESTED NOW TO KNOW WHY THAT WAS SUCH AN IMPORTANT THING TO SHOW jflslfs marvel.... B(

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omg that's the problem/wonderful thing about it. it doesn't just end with this film! It goes on! With more films. omg idek what they would do for a Captain America 2, but I'm sure they'll get that at some point, and sobs. Everything will be beautiful and everything will hurt and omg a hawkeye movie are you serious jdklfhlgh. And omg ant man trololo. marvel love life tbh.

LOLIRL. You are very lucky, my mother is always weeks late so I am facepalming. The other day she was laughing over Peeniss and I nearly facepalmed irl.
LOLOHGODSOCUTE. "I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME :(" omg adorable and aklfhlakhg Thor is Tony's puppy obviously. Slightly annoying, but he deals with it because he brings him amusement and joy. omg and now you've been allowed in the comm and everything is beautiful and we can expand our band of merriness and Tony just needs a Pepper and everything will be perfect.

I fucking love Hammer he is my absolute favourite character. I so want him to come back for IM3 I would weep rivers of joy. RIVERS.

LOLIRLIJUSTSCREAMEDATFROSTYDICK. Tony just really wants some frosty dick okay but he doesn't know where to find it.

OMG ME TOO. I WATCHED IT LIKE SIX TIMES ALL "THEY ARE IMPORTANT THEY MEAN SOMETHING WHAT DO THEY MEAN THEY'RE NOT JUST FANCY BRACELETS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONY ARE THOSE YOUR MEDICAL ALERT BRACELETS WHAWAHT"

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EXXXXXXACTLY. we're all well set and stocked into 2014. which is fine. but yesss i am so curious what they're gonna do for cap 2. howard and peggy fonduing. that is my bet. hehelfksf. LMAO YES EVERYTHING WILL JUST HURT SO BEAUTIFULLY lays in the mud. i can't wait. AND YEAH that was the rumor. last i heard they were waiting to see reception in the avengers so... i'm hoping??? because i love hawkeye sfm. but i think they're further along with the ant man stuff but idk. i haven't been reading my cbm feeds lately.

lmawofhdfhaLHAHFLSKDS SOBBING. my mom is super christian so she'd think that was the most awful thing in the entire wild if she knew peeniss existed. L M F A O SEE. it just fits so well. i cannot tell you the countless hours my friend and i have wasted comparing thor to dug and fitting him in with the lines. he leads a wonderful life, clearly. ahhhhflkdjfslkf yesssssss. i am excited to build things in there ;> ohhh there's no pepper? how sad. clearly this means one needs to be roped in to our loving embrace. i know a couple... :|a

LMFAO YEAH THAT WOULD LEGIT BE AWESOME IF HE CAME BACK. i would be p happy about it ngl

LMFADFHAHAHAHHA it's all i think of when i think of loki. his jotun frosty dick. he obviously needs to look in the frozen food section of his local grocery store. near the ice cream.

LMFAOARJI CAN'T. MEDIC ALERT BRACELETS 'caution: alcoholic'