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CRYINBG I CAN'T God yes and then the squirrels would braid his hair in intricate yet manly fashions, and yes that would be exactly what there is and he how he just can't wait to be kiiiiing etc etc it would be beautiful.

omg yes. we should definitely do some of that, because omg poor Tony would get so frustrated sometimes and lol omg adorable gullible thor. HOW DID IT GO WITH JANE AND THE REQUEST FOR BIG PAPA THOR and omg jdflkjdslgk IT WOULD BE PERFECT. "THAT IS WHAT SHE PROCLAIMED" and Tony would just facepalm over it and Thor would look so pleased with himself OHGOD. If it ever should occur Tony would be plenty aware that Thor would kill him for defiling his baby brother.

OHGODIMAYHAVESHRIEKED. I can't believe it's so soon now and I just I am going to go to the theater and o my god the bloke who runs the theater here knows how much i love it all, so when Iron Man 2 was going to release a day earlier than planned he personally rang me up to ask if I wanted my tickets switched over. so this year i asked him if he would let me see the movie for free if i have a heart attack on my first viewing, since if I do have a heart attack i won't be able to finish it. ive also asked for a stamp card so i can have like four viewings and the fifth is free. he hasn't gotten back to me yet. :(

I have so many avengers feels ajdhjlkh

LKFAOWEFHAAHHAHA crying. just literally crying the most manly of tears rn. he'd have his own army of magpies or something. that would ultimately turn on him because of influence of loki.

yesssssyesyeysyeyseyes. technology confounds him B( the buttons are too small. L M F A O i can't even begin to imagine that conversation between jane and thor. LKMEWRHAHAHAAHFLKDSF OMG the lady proclaimeth!! ew gross he would totally be pleased with himself, too. every time. he's such a simple creature. HAHAHAHA well. as long as he knows the consequences. that's all he can hope for.

yeah i definitely did. i'm at work right now and just watched the extended 'head count' scene and am just a literal mess on the floor. there is no hope for me any longer. this movie will kill me long before it comes out. LMFAO OH MY GOSH that is so awesome, actually. fjslkdfjs don't have a heart attack ): that would be sad. make it through to the end.

oh dude i know. i know. i am right there with you. idk what to do with myself anymore the feelings are so overwhelming sometimes.

Oh my god. Loki is Maleficent. OH. MY. GOD. LOKI IS MALEFICENT SALKFJLAKHKHG OH MYT GOD THE HORNS IEVEN MATCH UP AND OH GOD CRYCRYCRYING.

Loki is a perfect creature tainted by jealousy and evil and I just want to put him in a bed and roll around in it with cats so that he can hug every cat and find happiness.

omgomgomg. Tony would get SO frustrated with him. And then privately lol at Thor's giant fingers. My Dad's really tall and I HAVE HEARD BUTTONS ARE TOO SMALL!!!!! IRL SO MANY TIMES I CAN'T. It would be perfect and then Thor would have to grumble that Tony told him to and Tony would end up getting the flack for it. :c my precious angel. L O FUCKING L. Tony tried to teach Steve about That's What She Said but he didn't want to know and Tony was sad. :c

I flailed and squealed and oh god i am gearing up to watch the red carpet tonight and lol it starts at 3am where I am but FUCK IT I DON'T CARE. I am going to watch and cry and everything will be beautiful and perfect. Sob. lol my life tbh. I spam their facebook page with questions and he's trying to work out doing a marathon like AMC are trololo what is my life even.

I am just in awe that it is coming out SO SOON. I've been waiting so long and now it's almost here and I don't know how to handle myself.

hfdshkhsdf my brain needs to stop when Call Me Maybe comes on and I imagine Tony singing it to Loki oh god stop.

LMFAO EXACTLY. everyone is always comparing thor and loki to mufasa and scar. but they fit for arora and maleficent, too!!

loki is a perfect thing. i love him so much. i'd rather be rolling around in a bed with him tho. not gonna lie about that....

LKAFDSFHAHAH SAME. my dad hates using his phone. though tbh i use the same excuse when i mistype something on my iphone and get weird autocorrects. IT'S THE TECHNOLOGY NOT MY FINGERS!!!!! well tony wouldn't get flack if he wouldn't be such a turd and tell thor wrong things!!! LMFAOSDF STEVE B( what a stick in the mud. thor and tony can double team him. ....yeah. i'm not taking it back and leaving the double entendre.

screams silently. omg iknow. i can't even wait for the red carpet ;n; and seething with jealousy that i cannot be in los angeles tonight for it. i'll just be sitting alone in the dark with my dog and screaming over it by myself. HAFLKs aww. yeah i wish they'd do a marathon closer to me, but i think the nearest one is like 3.5hrs away and not terribly worth the trip. i will marathon it at home myself.

if you're... six hours ahead of me that means you're getting the movie before me too. JERK X(

L M F A O I CAN'T. I CANNOT. walks away

that's only because they're brothers. maleficent and aurora are where it's at yo. someone stop me from trying to photoshop that. Oh God. No. I refuse.

I would enjoy rolling around on a bed with just him, as well. I would not refuse. Or complain. Never.

LOLIRL mine too he makes me text for him because otherwise he just writes "ok". i swear over 50% of text messages I have ever received from him are just that. "ok". thanks dad. :| Tony would get him one of those easy phones with the giant pad for old blind people to start him off. lolirl. HE WAS JUST MAKING A SUGGESTION. It's not his fault she took it the wrong way. :( STEVE IS A POOP. :( Tony was unamused. Steve said he knew how to handle balls and Tony nearly peed himself laughing, and tried to teach him about TWSS but he was chagrined. THE LADY PROCLAIMETH!!

I tried to explain why I wanted to see it but no one understood. I JUST WANT TO SEE THEM ALL LOOKING FABULOUS AND PERFECT AND CRY WHEN THEY APPEAR OKAY. ;____; I know God I would give anything to be there tbh and my soul for a ticket to it too. Ah, that is a bit far. I just have to convince him otherwise I'll be stuck having my own. :(

Yes. On the 27th. I have mixed feelings. WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO ABOUT IT EVEN.

It's hard to look right, at you baby, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?~

agreed. way ahead of you dude. this is happening.

yeah no. no complaints at all B)

L M F A O. my parents just don't text at all. i think my dad did once and it was just random letters. JLWKRAFHAHAHAHHA thor would be like 'B| this is inconvenient. why is it so large???' LMFAO STEVE ;n; stop being such a stick in the mud. HAAAAFAKDFjldahha i bet steve does know how to handle balls. god i am crying. and have already started using the lady proclaimeth. life. idk what is happening.

i feel your pain. my closest avenger-y friends are overseas and will be in their classes. so i'll just be irl keymashing to myself HAHA. i just cannot wait to see them, this beautiful amazing cast. and tbh i'm contemplating going to the nyc premiere on the 28. buttt we shall see!!

there is a fan pre-screening that i am hoping to get into this weekend. PRAYING i get in. i have the reservations but they're doing it all weird so nothing is a guarantee. and if i manage it, it's going to be such hell keeping quiet vis a vis spoilers.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO NO STOP. I'M IMAGINING RDJ SINGING THIS AND I LOVE HIM DEARLY BUT SINGING IS NOT HIS FORTE.

what what what.

lmao My mother doesn't even have a phone. She just waves her hands as says that it's all too confusing and I mentally facepalm over it. LOLIRL. HAHAHAH. And Tony would be all "YOU ARE NEVER HAPPY" because first he complains about the buttons being too small and then too large and oh God. Also whenever you use the B| the B always makes me think of like a neanderthal head an I start to lose it because I just see him having A LOT OF BROW that is obscuring his eyes and lhfkhsfkah oh god. LMAO YES. I SHALL TOO. But Tony fucking lost it and Steve was not amused. But I know how to handle balls kahlkahglkh.

lmao that is my problem too. They're all over in bloody america so I will just go see it myself and cry into my popcorn and everything. YOU SHOULD GO. And take pictures. And cry.

What are they doing? omg good luck I will be praying and crossing my fingers and everything for you. IF YOU GET IT. I will be contacting you immediately after I've seen it so I we can break our keyboards and have super private spoiler rp and fabulousness.

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i found some good screencaps. tumblr won't know what hit it when i'm done.

mine have like old flip phones from the early 90s that light up green and have a black pixel screen. idek. L M F A O OHH MY GOD IRL LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. thor is next to a caveman anyway so it is not a stretch >B| but yes omg i can't even begin to imagine the field day tony had with that LMFAO I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR STEVE but not really....

same. i am fully prepared to go to the midnight showing by me alone and have a literal conniption. LMAO NGL i am really contemplating it. just to go and be part of it.

idk marvel/the avengers did some contest on their facebook that the first 5 cities that had the most likes, they were going to get a fan pre-screening of the movie. nyc was on the list and it's not even remotely close to me but i signed up anyway. so in 5 cities in the us this weekend they're showing the movie. idk but yes. omg i'm going to be dying to talk about it if i do manage to get in. so i am for this yes

what is your tumblr url gurl i want to befriend you. i would try but i've forgotten my photoshop skills and need to be retrained.

LOL OH GOD. I am amazed those even still work, but then again, they were very sturdy. LOL I JUST KEEP SEEING IT AND LOLING AND OH GOD. omg I love Thor and his neanderthalness though. it is so endearing. OH GOD YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO WATCH THOR AGAIN STOP STOP SSSSTOP. No. I never feel bad for Steve tbh. Tony wants to nail him though so he is moping that he can't laugh at him as much as he wants because he really wants to fuck him.

you should go. do it for me. i'll add you to whatsapp and you can flail at me throughout the entire thing. we're not having ANYTHING here, so, i need someone. ;_____; sobbing. But yes oh God I am going to go and roll around on the floor and hope there's no one else when I go.

Yes. Perfect. I like this plan. This would be excellent.

i am /flagrates on tumblr :D not like i need to give a warning but it's 90% avengers related. LMAO

me too. leave it to my parents to find them in the depths of the verizon store. LMFAO I'M NEVER GOING TO UNSEE IT NOW. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. HAHAHA it really is. normally it'd take me so long to warm up to a character like this but. thor B( he's so dumb but not completely. NO I WILL NEVER STOP and will fully support this. HAHAHAHA oh no ): good luck tony. thor supports this ship. i did something awful once of thor writing a fanfic of steve/tony. but he never got to finish LMAO. don't worry, tony, thor will come help this coupling to be.

yes okay this sounds like a good plan. idk what whatsapp is but i will look it up if my phone ever decides to wake up. but yes i am always around and available for flailing/screaming/crying/gnashing of teeth or what have you. this is basically all my life is lately outside of work. or at work when i force my coworkers to watch the trailers.

yes. this is good. steeples fingers

I JUST ADDED YOU. I am working on making my tumblr more pretty ugh. OH NOOOO NOT THE AVENGERS. B(

omg my mother wants one like that I should go find one for her. she wants one you can make calls on and nothing else because everything else is too complicated. she spends loads of time on the web but the other day she asked me how to turn a picture so it's right side up oh lawd. B| Ugh Thor is perfect though he is dumb and it is endearing and you kind of just want to cuddle him and pat his head like a special dog. LOL. Thor will have to. Thor and Steve must get along since they're both big and somewhat out of place so Thor just needs to convince Steve that it's okay to be gay. LOL OH GOD DI DYOU PUBLISH THIS SOMEWHERE I WANT TO READ IT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW ADHGAKJHG.

it's a thing for your phone so you can text internationally for nothing except the data costs and it is perfect and lovely and very practical. sob sob sob. i flail all th etime and no one understands. ;~;

steeples fingers a+

do you read movie novelizations because i am so pressed there aren't ones for thor or captain america. rage man. total fucking rage.

A LOKI JUST POSTED ON SSWS. BUT I AM SCARED TO TALK TO THEM. BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS FROSTIRON BUT ME. AND. SOBS.

I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP.

ALSO IN THE HEADCOUNT CLIP THOSE BRACELETS ARE CLEARLY RELEVANT. WHAT COULD THEY BE.

rubs hands. sweet. i shall add you back ;> LMFAO I ALWAYS GIVE A WARNING NOW A DAYS so it's just second nature. a lot of my irl friends are like :\\\\\\\\\\\ fuck the avengers and i'm just like welp. probs should unfollow me in that case.

L M A O my mom is the same way. i'm just like can we please... update you to at least 2000? that's all i ask. get a phone with a color screen. LMFAO IT'S SO TRUE he is the person equivalent of dug from 'up.' he hides under your porch and follows you because he loves you B'( HAHAHA thor and steve is my fave broship. i so desperately want a steve to play off of b/c i miss having dumb threads of just 'lol remember simple days??' and so on. but then again i'm just so greedy and want all the avengers for everything always. LMFAO YEAH let me... find the link. it's here ...en...joy.........

ohhhhh cool. i will download it posthaste! i need more flailing in my life always.

not really. i do sometimes if the movie interests me enough. i'll write them for you. thor's will just simply say IMPLIED INCEST HOMO LUST. cap's will be THE 70 YEAR OLD ICE VIRGIN.

JFLASKDJF OMG NO STOP GO TAG THEM SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO STALK WHEN I FINALLY GET ACCEPTED.

PICKS YOU UP AND SHOVES OVER

OMG I KNOW I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT ALL AFTERNOON. I MUST KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. maybe they are like small versions of his lasers or whatever. jalsdkfjs

HAS HE WRITTEN THAT WITH CRAYONS

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YES. I am justinhammer trololo. God once the movie comes out my life is going to be an avengers life and if anyone wants to talk to me they'll just have to deal with it or wait until the tide rolls back again. omg well fuck them i say. not really but you know why would you not love the avengers i genuinely don't understand.

omg mothers why are they so strange ugh. i love when she comes to tell me about something viral on the internet and i'm like ...yep, thanks mum, heard about that last week, but cheers. she called me over today to show me ridiculously photogenic guy. not that i minded that but you know. LOL OH MY FODS JYES THAT UIS A PERFECT ANALOGY HE IS DUG. he just met tony but he loves him :( omg dying. he is a simpleton but so sweet. tony would be amused. and lmao omg yes. steve, tony's teve is trying to get into ssws too, because it is a lot easier to keep track of things and make friends so i am sure they will meet! otherwise he's

oldschoolpatriot and he should send him a text~ omg well you have tony so at least it's a start.

yesssss.

LOL. oh god i loved the iron man ones. they give you so much background story and go in depth on the ten rings and omg so much more in the afghan caves and i am going to reread them now if i want to get srs with tony and they are perfect and my favourite bit are exchanges with hammer and stark in the iron man 2 one like during the congress meeting and hammer goes past stark stark is like "sloppy seconds" and hammer is just the epitome of cool all "blow me~" and ugh perfect. so many detailed feels.

NO I AM SCARED OKAY. LOKI IS SO INTIMIDATING. And. I can never find one who wants frostiron well that sticks around because sobs and creys and i just want it and skjdglkhsdglk

OOOOH LIKE THE ONE HE USES AT THE END OF IM2 WHEN HE MAKES RHODEY DUCK? Oh yes that would be perfect.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wRWCOaFpoGU

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OH MY GOD I AM JUST

OHAJFLWKARGJLKAJERGJEAG

THOR

THOR

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PETTY.

AND TINY.

LMAO NATASHA'S FACE.

ALthough wtf is Tony saying. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM AS HE SHOVES FOOD IN HIS FACE. Something isn't his style. ljdkhlsghk

KLFWAOEF THAT 'TINY' PART. I LOST MY SHIT. thor you're so wise.

LMFASMDF HER FACE IS GOLDEN SO IS TONY'S

umm... i think he said "following isn't my style" ..at least that's what it sounded like to me

ME TOO. OH GOD. THANK YOU THOR. YOU ARE SUCH A MORALE BOOSTER.

DLKGSLKGH OH GOD WHEEZING I CAN'T.

Ooooh. That makes sense. I thought it was phones so I was like wtf. trololo

L M F A O. THOR'S PEARLS OF WISDOM: mortals, they are tiny. AND IT'S FUNNY CONSIDERING THE REST OF THE CAST IS SHORTER THAN HIM. and tom. loki. whatever.

HE IS A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN

LMFAOSDMFS phones aren't tony stark's style. he prefers to woo in person.

LOL YES. Oh God that just makes me think of all the drawings flaoting around on tumblr of Thor riding like the giant parakeet or the cat holy fuck those pictures. sob I love our fandom.

PERFECTION.

I guess there won't be any call me maybe after all :(

LMFOWEMFOWAHALKJFS THIS FANDOM IS THE GREATEST THING. i love the one of thor riding the cat. everything is beautiful and it all hurts and i wouldn't have it any other way.

LMFAO he can do it over facetime...

IT IS. IT SO IS. I just. Avoid anything negative. I don't even know if there is anything negative but I just avoid it and ignore it and live happily on my bubble of perfection. omg it is the most beautiful hurt. sob.

OHIDG MY GOS I CAN'T ISYES. omg i need a loki sob tony would troll him all the time. i just want one for the lulz and private threads sob sob sob.