hobbity things

[experting]

Your Muse: Bilbo Baggins
Muse wanted: One frustratingly absent wizard & thirteen ridiculously loud dwarves. Pretty much anyone within the Middle Earth universe, but of course, I have grabby fingers for those of the Company.
Community: Museboxes (Bakerstreet, mostly) & PSL
Fandom: The Hobbit
Canon or AU: Start in canon, but then, of course, deviate from that starting point.
Medium: Movie-verse
Contact via: Comment here. PM. Or! manily

There seems to be very few Middle Earth muses floating around, so I – sadly – have had a lot of my hope already stomped out sob, but! I'm open to being proven wrong. So please, come out come out wherever you are~

I've been spamming Bakerstreet mostly (and by mostly, I mean from last night, because I've only just reappeared on DW lol), but I'm totally open to PSL. I'm not particularly shippy with Bilbo it feels kind of sinful to shove such a squishy dork in any romantic direction but I'm also a huge sucker for writing romance... so it's kind of a weird place to be. To ship or not to ship, that is the question. In short, I'm saying that I'm not deadset with any notion. I'm just looking for people to play with; the specifics of what that entails can be figured out together?

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LOL. Still super fun I'm sure, even with the bodily dragging :p

OMG TELL ME. So I can gently touch the journal.

.................. Give into this temptation. There's nothing saying you can't have two middle earthy muses. In fact, I say you should have two, oho.

There's a bunch of elves all over the place recently, two of which have been Tauriels. So I'm sure a bunch of other people would insta-love you if you brought Legolas.

[honorbound_heir]

Here he is. ^-^ I am still in the process of trying to make it look all pretty. And icons, I needs more.

Ahh yeah, Tauriel. I'm sure he will be all puppy-eyed or jealous, depending on whether or not a dwarf is also involved.

Thorin is not too pleased with this plan. He's all "if you let an elf in here you'll never get the stench out."

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This is glorious. GLORIOUS.

Oh Thorin, such hatred. I suppose he wouldn't enjoy the scent of blossoms or fruit or self-importance or whatever feminine prissy fragrance elves bathe with.

Thorin will just have to chill thou, because Legolaaaaaas <3

[honorbound_heir]

He thinks they smell like all of the above, and while he has gained some grudging respect for certain elves, he still likes them far better when they're nowhere near his person.

But yes, he will have to deal with it. xD

I wonder where would be the most interesting time to play him would be... Maybe from the very end? Hmm...

*trundles off to make more icons*

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Poor Thorin... and to think he'll be stuck with a mini Thandruil. What a poor dear.

The very end? Oh. Oh, you're positively cruel.

[honorbound_heir]

x3 We shall see, I will probably poke around with things a bit and see how it goes.

I threw him in over here. :D

[experting]

/already clicking so fast over there